We Hope You Get Crabs.
I come to find out this very evening that the song “Black” by Pearl Jam is NOT about a dead girl. All this time, here I am singing the lyrics as “Shades of empty cameras, under sheets of clay. Her legs spread out before me as her body lies still.” I was thinking dead body, like maybe he needed to get rid of the evidence in a hurry or something.
Not dead? Well, um… nevermind then.
Posted in Cheating Songs.
– June 11, 2009
I was trying to find the video of Whitney Houston’s original version of this song (or at least the one that they always play on the radio). Couldn’t locate anything but some weird, trippy rendition from 2004 I think. So I’m just going to post the lyrics instead. Is this about Bobby?? Bobby be running around trollin’ for skank?? Who knew.
It’s not right, but it’s okay
Friday night you and your boys went out to eat
Then they hung out, but you came home around three (yes you did)
If six of ya’ll went out
then four of you were really cheap
Cause only two of you had dinner
I found your credit card receipt
CHORUS
It’s not right ,but it’s okay
I’m gonna make it anyway
Pack your bags up and leave
don’t you dare come
Running back to me
It’s not right, but it’s okay
I’m gonna make it anyway
Close the door behind you
Leave your key
I’d rather be alone than unhappy
Verse 2
I pack your bags so you can leave town for a week (yes I am)
The phone rings and then you look at me
said it was one of your friends
down on 54th street boy
So why did 213 show up on your caller ID?
I’ve been through all this before
Don’t think about it, don’t think about it
Head on out that door(aint gon get yours)
Things have got to change baby(Things have got to change baby)
You dont stand no chance boy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don’t you turn around
There’s no more tears
Left here for you to see
Now is it really worth you going out like that tell me oh
See I’m moving on and I refuse to turn back back back yeah
See all of this time I thought I had somebody
down for Whitney
It turns out, you were making a fool of me OH!!!!!!!
Posted in Cheating Songs.
– May 11, 2009
Today we have a rather chilling and dismal addition to the growing collection of cheating wife/husband articles…
Could your cheating husband or cheating wife be on drugs? Are the drugs to blame for this reckless and destructive behavior? Among the drugs that are more likely to illicit sexual promiscuity in users, meth ranks as one of the highest.
Methamphetamine, or “speed” is particularly dangerous because 1. it is highly addictive, and 2. it attacks the nervous system, alters the chemical composition of the brain, and ultimately causes irreversible brain damage. Long term use can lead to what is known as amphetamine psychosis , sometimes which does not manifest for 20 years - even after the user has completely quit the drug.
Meth produces the desired effect (euphoria, joy, increased energy levels) at the outset of use by dramatically increasing dopamine levels in the brain. Dopamine is the “feel good” brain chemical, and people who try meth for the first time report feeling an intense euphoria like nothing they have ever experienced before.
Posted in Cheating Spouse and Drug Use.
– May 7, 2009
It’s hard to say what is actually happening in this video. I mean, obviously, this broad is throwing some crap out of her SUV that belongs to her cheating partner. But who actually filmed this, and why? Is it just happenstance? Or was it staged? We may never know…
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Posted in Spouse Cheating Video.
– May 5, 2009
Sweet revenge on a cheating spouse now comes in crab flavor: RevengeCrabs.com!
Yes, someone in the remote upstate region of New York is running a pubic lice farm and is all too happy to mail you a vial of the nasty little buggers to be sprinkled all over your cheating wife/husband’s undergarments before you bid the final farewell.
Possibly the lowest form of revenge on a cheating spouse, but won’t it feel great to know that your ex and the Other Man or Other Woman are now writhing in agony as these little filthy bastards make their new home in their nether regions? Or what if the person your ex is cheating with has a husband or wife of their own? Double crab whammy!!
Give a final parting gift to the one who forsook you: “the unforgettable burn that is greater than love.”
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Posted in Revenge on Cheating Spouse.
– May 3, 2009
Do you remember that guy who modeled his ex wife’s wedding dress on an Ebay listing?
Well, his name is Larry (”You can’t say “Hilarious” without saying Larry”) and apparently he gained all kinds of publicity from this stunt.
I don’t believe this was a cheating spouse story, but it’s the kind of gesture that all of those who have suffered the damage of “marrying the wrong person” should seriously consider. Larry took an unfortunate situation and turned it into comedic gold (also literal gold: he made some serious cash in the process!)
You can see him on his website, TheWeddingDressGuy.com, where he says that as a direct result of wearing his ex’s wedding dress on Ebay, he’s been “on the Today Show twice, MSNBC’s Countdown twice, CNBC, TLC’s Wild Weddings, In Touch Magazine, New York Daily News, countless radio stations…” (the list goes on).
What I want to know is, did the winning bidder REALLY pay $3,850.00 for a used wedding dress!? In the original wedding dress ebay ad (now preserved for posterity on his website), his asking price was “enough money for maybe a couple of Mariners tickets and some beer.” Then as the Ebay updates reveal, he was offered some actual tickets to ball games in other states as well as a few Little League games, along with several wedding proposals. Hilarious!
If you’ve never heard of the Ebay Wedding Dress Guy, check him out. A very inspiring fellow who we can all learn from!
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Posted in Revenge on Cheating Spouse.
– May 2, 2009
Great version of a traditional cheating song, from Kurt Cobain. Sometime I’ll post the Ledbelly version and you can compare the drastic difference in singing styles. Cobain’s angry screaming is really effective here… and I was never even a Nirvana fan.
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Posted in Cheating Songs.
– April 30, 2009
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